teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
kinggofthatrill: Yahoo trying to make Tumblr family friendly… all our blogs getting deleted lol.
Anonymous asked: Awwwww your twins are soooooooo cute! My sister had twin girls 3 years ago and they're are probably the most hardest but beautiful gift. I know it's crazy but while they're still small is the easiest part. Whenever I babysit I always wish they were still newborns lol If you haven't already you'll get the hang of having 2 babies at once, it'll become natural to you....
Anonymous asked: Omg they are sooo cuteeee!! Are they your kids?
Work Ethics: |5| Overtime →
workethics-ff: Sandra I walked our of my office to use the restroom when I saw Taliah bending over. Her ass was facing me as I walked. Thoughts and images of her came into my mind. I quickly made my way into the restroom. I stood infront of the mirror trying to fix myself, for what? I don’t know. “Oh…..
Work Ethics: |4| Temptation →
workethics-ff: Taliah I felt the weight shift on the bed making me groan cause I was sleeping comfortably. Within minutes, I heard my shower turn on followed by my alarm clock. I turned to my side and shut it off quickly before sitting up on the bed. I looked at the time, which indicated it was 7 on the…
“Say it again…” I said smiling she couldn’t stop blushing. Our hands were intertwined as we laid in the bed together, her legs wrapped around me while I’m still inside her. We’ve been like this for a while now, but I’m okay with this I feel like this where I’m suppose to be. Being with her just puts so much joy in my life that I don’t want anyone else, I want us to be a family. I know I’m...
Take me as I Am: Chapter 18 pt.2 - Explain (Short... →
takemeasiamff: I couldn’t fathom anything that was happening right now. My breathing was staggered and my body was shaking, I didn’t have anywhere else to go, I couldn’t go anywhere; above the fact that Chris threw me out with nothing but my tank top and boy shorts on, I was still so fucking drunk. I…
Past Tense.: April Showers Bring....FUCK THAT. →
pasttensefanfic: Chapter 37: Lauren: My mom, texted me saying they were about to come over to see me and Chris. Only thing is Chris isn’t here. He’ll be back before they are gone though. He had an early interview. I haven’t seen my family since they moved down here and from what my mom tells me…
Work Ethics: |2| Interview →
workethics-ff: Taliah “Leaving so soon?” She asked me when I sat up on the bed. She ran her hands along the inside of my thighs. “I have to go home and shower” I said as she slipped in a finger inside of me. Lightly dipping it nice and slow. Rubbing her thumb lightly across my clit that seemed to throb…
Work Ethics: |3| Both Worlds →
workethics-ff: About 2 weeks later Amanda “UGH… Fuck yes!” I screamed as her tongue flicked in and out of me. Her thumb rubbing me in just the right way. She knew how to work her tongue and fingers. “I’m…” I was cut off as my orgasm took over me. My juices flowing down and she lapped them up. I was high…
Take me as I Am: Chapter 16 - One Over →
takemeasiamff: “Where did ya’ll meet?!” she asked cheesing crazy. “Well actually, it was at that new years party ty threw. He hollered when i was at the bar, before you got there.” I explained and her mouth dropped. “soooo you didn’t think to tell me this before?” she said in a high pitch making me…
ofmice-andwonderland: To my new followers… To my old followers… To those who unfollowed me… To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow… To those who will look at my blog after seeing this… my second time posting this but i got so many new followers This never gets old I love you all :)
Take me as I Am: Chapter 15 - Moving On - Moving... →
takemeasiamff: Leaving the studio was tough for me. I wanted to honestly turn back and go fuck Chris up – I mean, i maybe a lot of things, but i’m not stupid. For him to think i’d be loose enough to even allow myself to catch anything and not know about it was an insult; and honestly proved to me that not…
no one ever asks me questions or anything :(
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1: Full name
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you'd like?
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Like A Star Fan Fiction: thirty five. →
likeastarfanfic: Lexy’s POV The Katy Perry show was absolutely amazing. I honestly hadn’t been expecting to go since Ty said he was going to take me around town once we were finished eating dinner. It was surreal being able to see Nic perform on such a huge stage in front of thousands of fans. It was…
Stumblefanfiction: Chapter 19 →
stumblefanfiction: Lakeeah “O.K. whatever.” I didn’t even give him a chance to respond. I just casually slammed the door in his face, praying that it hits him right in the nose. I didn’t have time to hear the cheap, weak, and scrawny excuses. I gathered enough facts and the way I see it, he obviously still…
Can't Be Friends: Chapter 12: Family Affairs, Part... →
cantbefriends-ff: A lot of errors prolly, but enjoy, btw I’ll update the chapter list! Dom. Thirty minutes later, Ella was limping her way into her house, as I waited for her on their living room couch. “Finally,” I huffed, using my thighs to rise off the seat. “Coming in ten minutes late, like ion got…
workethics-ff: Taliah “Fuck.. starting to miss these lips” she said to me. I kissed her back and began to hitch her skirt so I could feel her. She was growing wet with every second that passed by. “Ugh…..” she moaned as I bit lightly on her neck. She fondled with my beast making me moan. With one last hungry kiss we pulled away and fixed ourselves. “Ill be seeing you tonight” she said to...
Work Ethics: |1| unexpected →
workethics-ff: Taliah ‘Great. Where am I suppose to go now?’ I asked myself as I walked down the street. I had just been evicted from my place with nowhere to go. All I had was my purse, phone and a small suit case I had managed to grab out of the place. I walked into a near by starbucks and went in….
brittfanfics: Would anyone read a Ariana Grande and Mac Miller ff?
Lesbian Fan Fiction: 01: →
girlsfanfiction: Marilyn— I laid my head on Candice’s bare chest as I rubbed her semi-harden nipple. I wanted to go another round so I knew I would have to get her started up again. “Babe!” I whined and kissed between her breast. “Yeah? what’s up?” She grabbed her now vibrating phone from the dresser as…
: Shortgasm: Bad →
brittfanfics: “She hurt feelings, she breaks hearts, she stays quiet, she plays smart.” Her eyes are the kind of eyes that pierce through your soul. One look and you’re hooked. You want more, you can’t get enough. She’s like a drug. Niggas want her like a hood nigga wants weed. Bad. “Monogamy ain’t…
Can't Be Friends: Chapter 12: Family Affairs, Part... →
cantbefriends-ff: LINK OF ALL CHAPTERS SO FAR: http://cantbefriends-ff.tumblr.com/post/45846414257/can-i-get-the-chapter-list Excuse my horrible patois in this, Not edited, honestly I was close to not posting at all. I did an edit, and lost stuff I added, fixed and got so mad. I was so close to throwing…
Stumblefanfiction: Chapter 18 →
stumblefanfiction: Lakeeah Trying to figure out if I should stay sleep or if I should wake up was one of my hardest choices I had this morning. The reason being is because I could feel the empty space next to me when I wiped my arm across the bed. The cool feeling made my eyes instantly pop open. Where the…